Jarvis Clarifies Marketing-Speak
9 06 2005Maybe it’s just early in the morning and maybe I’m just a little punchy, but I laughed so unexpectedly hard from this post that I nearly shot coffee out my nose. Thanks, Jeff.
Euphemism du jour
: Just heard a commercial for Zelnorm promising that it “helps coordinate movement in your GI tract.” In short: It helps you take a dump. It’s your dump coordinator. Whoever came up with that phrase deserves the high salary.
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