Maybe it’s just early in the morning and maybe I’m just a little punchy, but I laughed so unexpectedly hard from this post that I nearly shot coffee out my nose. Thanks, Jeff.

Euphemism du jour

: Just heard a commercial for Zelnorm promising that it “helps coordinate movement in your GI tract.” In short: It helps you take a dump. It’s your dump coordinator. Whoever came up with that phrase deserves the high salary.

Bookmark to:
Add 'Jarvis Clarifies Marketing-Speak' to Del.icio.us Add 'Jarvis Clarifies Marketing-Speak' to digg Add 'Jarvis Clarifies Marketing-Speak' to FURL Add 'Jarvis Clarifies Marketing-Speak' to blinklist Add 'Jarvis Clarifies Marketing-Speak' to My-Tuts Add 'Jarvis Clarifies Marketing-Speak' to reddit Add 'Jarvis Clarifies Marketing-Speak' to Feed Me Links! Add 'Jarvis Clarifies Marketing-Speak' to Technorati Add 'Jarvis Clarifies Marketing-Speak' to Yahoo My Web Add 'Jarvis Clarifies Marketing-Speak' to Newsvine